fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
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I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
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She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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