i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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