You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
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So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
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And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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