Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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