Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
We have so much sex to catch up on
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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