the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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