Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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