Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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