she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
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Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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