oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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