Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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