Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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