You're so nebulous sometimes
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
