as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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