I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
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he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
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He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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