In the future we'll all be gay
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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