I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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