? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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