Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Even my vagina gasped.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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