i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
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Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
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wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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