people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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