I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
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