Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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