very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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