let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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