would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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