But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
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The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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