I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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