I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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