He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Someone came in the potted fern
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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