it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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