why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
