Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (510): View more from California

  he said he didn't have a condom.

  (415): View more from California

  and you said?

  (510): View more from California

  that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (510): he said he didn't have a condom. (415): and you said? (510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that. http://tfl.nu/4u76
  Replies (301) Good night (100327) Bad night (5712)
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"

  (1-703): View more from Virginia

  where do you find these guys?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen" (1-703): where do you find these guys? http://tfl.nu/45ye
  Replies (8) Good night (1172) Bad night (3885) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (803): View more from South Carolina

  I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (803): I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for. http://tfl.nu/ljvy
  Replies (9) Good night (3585) Bad night (1050) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (419): View more from Ohio

  i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (419): i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike http://tfl.nu/sgnh
  Replies (23) Good night (1062) Bad night (7264) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (937): View more from Ohio

  he is so annoying

  (513): View more from Ohio

  so stop sleeping with him

  (937): View more from Ohio

  yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (937): he is so annoying (513): so stop sleeping with him (937): yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk http://tfl.nu/y8qk
  Replies (25) Good night (5092) Bad night (1124)
• Favorite

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (401): So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session http://tfl.nu/9nzb
  Replies (111) Good night (1152) Bad night (6692)
• Favorite

  (229): View more from Georgia

  He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (229): He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records. http://tfl.nu/dlha
  Replies (41) Good night (8877) Bad night (936) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (662): View more from Mississippi

  I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (662): I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic. http://tfl.nu/47a7
  Replies (10) Good night (2967) Bad night (844) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (701): View more from North Dakota

  Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (701): Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty... http://tfl.nu/qvnt
  Replies (18) Good night (5422) Bad night (869) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (631): View more from New York

  I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (631): I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend. http://tfl.nu/oodk
  Replies (3) Good night (471) Bad night (2243) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (484): you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans http://tfl.nu/5hx4
  Replies (7) Good night (3009) Bad night (653) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (589): View more from

  This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (589): This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing. http://tfl.nu/5sq0
  Replies (3) Good night (1059) Bad night (319) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (769): View more from Mississippi

  He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (769): He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking http://tfl.nu/ylhe
  Replies (6) Good night (432) Bad night (925) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (661): View more from California

  I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (661): I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body. http://tfl.nu/1u6s
  Replies (1) Good night (638) Bad night (247) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (519): View more from Ontario

  Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (519): Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is? http://tfl.nu/qsbg
  Replies (1) Good night (275) Bad night (484) Order T-Shirt

Randomize