would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
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His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
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I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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