Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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