let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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