Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
last night I used snow as a chaser
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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