So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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