Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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