So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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