He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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