I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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