I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
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my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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