oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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