Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
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Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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