you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I look better un-naked...
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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