Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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