Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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