i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
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The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
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She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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