My hand turned me down
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Randomize
