Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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