I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Someone shattered a urinal.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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