We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
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There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
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You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
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