I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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