Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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